Dating someone who smokes weed
I’m the kind of idiot who has dated not one but two pot dealers. The dynamic between the three of us never really recovered after that. He was always stoned, and if he wasn’t eating wasabi peas with his shirt off on the floor, he was having a “dark spell.” Usually a dark spell consisted of a deep stare and a story about various bloodcurdling things. They’re from the prisons.” I said, “Yeah, that’s sad,” to which he responded, “Let’s go dig one up.” I declined, and he got really upset. She smoked a lot of pot, which wasn’t my thing, but I figured if it didn’t interfere with her grades or life, it wasn’t a big deal. Then I found out from friends that she was in fact, the kingpin drug dealer of the school. I was really on the straight and narrow until I met him, but as our relationship got more serious, so did my dependence on weed, kind of a pre-req for being around him.The darkness peaked when he got his hands on some particularly doomy weed. To take a line from Lorraine Bracco: I got to admit the truth. Last Halloween was a low: we bought weed from a middle-aged pregnant lady in an Olive Garden parking lot.We went on a long walk with the dog, and afterwards, somehow he convinced me to enter his apartment.As soon as the door shut, he asked if I minded if he got high.At the end of the year, he was voted Most Likely to Go to Jail. My identical twin sister and I were hosting our first blowout house party.I was excited that my new thing, red-mustang Ernie, was going to make an appearance. A little high, I took him inside to introduce him to my sister and friends but got distracted.I send him out to the grocery store with a list that reads, “Salmon, portobella mushrooms, cous-cous, lemons, and cilantro.” An hour later I’m wondering why he’s taking so long since the store is five minutes away.When he finally arrives home, I see twenty bags of groceries and only lemon juice and frozen salmon from the list. uh, just meeting up with some people.” Me: “Can you give me any of kind of time estimate? When you’re in a good relationship, people always want to know how you met, probably because they think you have the magic formula to lasting love.
When I arrived, he said he had to go home to walk his dog — an odd start to the date, but why not?
However, we’ve also got tortillas, salsa, pineapples, lots of chocolate, iced tea, granola bars, popcorn, and a stoner grin. ” I ask, “Aw, man, I lost it…” He takes off his jacket and it’s sticking out of his back pocket. A lot of conversations that go like this: Stoned Boyfriend: “Uh, I’m gonna be late.” Me: “Okay, how late? ” SB: “Uh….” It was always unclear to me if these missions took such a long amount of time because my boyfriends were stoned, or if the people they were dealing with were stoned. So, naturally, he had freaked out in the middle of their dinner, and fled to the restaurant bathroom in terror. I met my current boyfriend because he’s in a band I love. until our first date, when he revealed he’d been stoned out of his mind each and every time.